Top 10 Things A Man Would Do If He Woke Up And Had A Vagina For A Day
- Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.
- Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.
- See if they could finally do the splits.
- See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.
- Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.
- Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes...BEFORE closing time.
- Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.
- Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.
- Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.
- Finally find that damned G-spot.
Submitted By: Anonymous
Feb 9, 1999 14:39
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