Top 10 Things A Man Would Do If He Woke Up And Had A Vagina For A Day

  1. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.
  2. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.
  3. See if they could finally do the splits.
  4. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.
  5. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.
  6. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes...BEFORE closing time.
  7. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.
  8. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.
  9. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.
  10. Finally find that damned G-spot.

Submitted By: Anonymous
Feb 9, 1999 14:39

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