Top 10 Things A Woman Would Do If She Woke Up And Had A Penis For A Day

  1. Get ahead faster in corporate America.
  2. Get a blow job.
  3. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.
  4. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.
  5. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently.
  6. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.
  7. Touch/shift yourself in public without thought to how improper it may seem.
  8. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.
  9. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement.
  10. Repeat number 2.

Submitted By: Anonymous
Feb 9, 1999 14:40

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