Top 10 Things A Woman Would Do If She Woke Up And Had A Penis For A Day
- Get ahead faster in corporate America.
- Get a blow job.
- Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.
- Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.
- Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently.
- Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.
- Touch/shift yourself in public without thought to how improper it may seem.
- Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.
- Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement.
- Repeat number 2.
Submitted By: Anonymous
Feb 9, 1999 14:40
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