12 Things To Do When Your Boss Is On Vacation
- Best imitation of the boss wins everything in the supply room contest.
- Lock-jimmying contest, immediately followed by a charity raffle of executive office furniture.
- The battle begins for the coveted "Solitaire, Minesweeper, Tetris" Triple Crown.
- Use boss' computer to send suggestive emails to the local chapter of NOW.
- Visit local nude beach for daily *staff* meeting.
- A rousing game of "Pin the Secretary's Tail on the Boss' Desk."
- Staple that dweeb from accounting to the wall.
- Take pictures of his favorite coffee cup in the toilet. Save for resignation day.
- Purchasing vs. Receiving: Let's Get Ready to Rummmmbllllle!
- Wagering on intern lip lock endurance matches in the file room.
- "Performance reviews" given by a whimsical painted face on the shipping clerk's bare ass.
- Convincing the boss's daughter be your intern.
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Submitted By: Just 4 Laughs Humor List
Mar 19, 1999 12:43
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