25 Things Women Never Say
- You know, I've been complaining a lot lately. I don't blame you for ignoring me.
- The new girl in my office is a real beauty, and a stripper too, I invited her over for dinner on Friday.
- Honey, did you leave that skid in the toilet bowl? Good one!
- While you were in the bathroom, they went for it on fourth down and missed. If they can hold them to a field goal they'll still cover.
- Bar food again!? Kick ass.
- I liked that wedding even more than ours. Your Ex girlfriend has class.
- That girl is wearing the same outfit as I am. Cool, I'm gonna go over and talk to her.
- Let's just leave the toilet seat "up" at all times, then you don't have to mess with it anymore.
- I've decided to buy myself a boob job. How big do you want 'em?
- It's only the third quarter, you should order a couple more pitchers.
- Honey come here! Watch me do a Tequila Shot off of Stephanie's bare ass!
- My mother is going to take care of the tab, so order another round for you and your friends.
- I'm so happy with my new hairstyle, I don't think I'll ever change it again.
- Damn! I love when my pillow smells like your cigars and beer. You passed out before brushing your teeth again, ya' big silly!
- You are so much smarter than my father.
- If we're not going to have sex, then you have to let me watch football.
- Are you sure you've had enough to drink?
- I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.
- You're so sexy when you're hung over.
- I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping.
- Let's subscribe to Hustler.
- I'll be out painting the house.
- I love it when you ride your Harley, I just wish you had more time to ride.
- Honey, our new neighbor's daughter is sunbathing again, come see!
- No, No, I'll take the car to have the oil changed.
Submitted By: Jenn Sarajian
Aug 12, 1999 16:17
This joke is rated: PG