What Is 3 + 1?

Engineer | 4.0000000 x 10^0 |
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Accountant | 4, before taxes. |

Statistician | 95% probability that it falls between 3.9 and 4.0 using student T distributions. |

Doctor | I will need to do more tests to be sure. |

Lawyer | How much do you want it to be? |

Math Prof. | f(x) = 4 u(x) where x>= 0 |

Marketing | We believe that people prefer the number 3 to the number 4, so the answer WILL be 3 ! |

Computer sales | 4, and it is backwards compatible with 3 and 1 too! |

Politician | We are funding a multimillion dollar research study to best determine how to proceed... |

SAT writer | 4, unless you do poorly in math (in which case you are correct). |

Singapore | WHACK WHACK WHACK WHACK |

Car Sales | 5. But tell you what, I like you, so I will knock it down to 4 (just don't tell my boss.) |

**Submitted By:** *Anonymous*

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