These three women find a genie's lamp. They rub it and out pops a genie... So, of course, the genie says "Your wish is my command!"

The first woman says "Make me ten times smarter."... So, the genie does his thing, and poof, she's ten times smarter...

The second woman says "Make me a hundred times smarter!!" ... Once again, the genie does some magic, and poof, she's a hundred times smarter...

The third woman says "Make me a thousand times smarter"... And poof, she turns into a man.