5 Kinds Of Sex

  1. Smurf Sex
    This happens during the honeymoon;
    you both keep doing it until you're blue in the face.
  2. Kitchen Sex.
    This is at the beginning of the marriage;
    you'll have sex anywhere, anytime. Hence, also in the kitchen.
  3. Bedroom Sex.
    You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom.
  4. Hallway Sex.
    This is where you pass each other in the hallway and say, "f--- you!"
  5. Courtroom Sex.
    This is when you get divorced and your wife f---s you in front of everyone in court.

Submitted By: Best of: Humor Mailing List
Mar 17, 1999 11:10

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