5 Kinds Of Sex
- Smurf Sex
This happens during the honeymoon;
you both keep doing it until you're blue in the face.
- Kitchen Sex.
This is at the beginning of the marriage;
you'll have sex anywhere, anytime. Hence, also in the kitchen.
- Bedroom Sex.
You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom.
- Hallway Sex.
This is where you pass each other in the hallway and say, "f--- you!"
- Courtroom Sex.
This is when you get divorced and your wife f---s you in front of everyone in court.
Submitted By: Best of: Humor Mailing List
Mar 17, 1999 11:10
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