His buddy says, "I have an idea. Why don't you make up a certificate saying she can have 60 minutes of great sex any way she wants it? She'll probably be thrilled."
So the fellow did.
The next day his buddy says, "Well, did you take my suggestion?"
"Yes, I did," replies the fellow.
"Did she like it?"
"Oh yes! She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the forehead, and ran out the door yelling, 'I'll be back in an hour.'"
Submitted By: Anonymous
Mar 5, 1998 13:02