The 7 Most Important Men in a Woman's Life

  1. The Doctor
    who tells her to "take off all her clothes."
  2. The Dentist
    who tells her to "open wide."
  3. The Milkman
    who asks her "do you want it in the front or the back?"
  4. The Hairdresser
    who asks her "do you want it teased or blown?"
  5. The Interior Designer
    who assures her "once it's inside, you'll LOVE it!"
  6. The Banker
    who insists to her "if you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest!"
  7. The Primal Hunter
    who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her "Keep quiet and lie still!"

Submitted By: Anonymous

This joke is rated: PG