'American' Movies

American this, American that, have you seen the new release wall lately?

It's funny.

    At Blockbuster I noticed lots of new releases with 'American' in the title.
  • American Beauty
  • American Psycho
  • American Pie
  • American Pimp
  • American Movie
  • American Perfeck
  • American Virgin
  • American Women

It's tragic. Customers could get confused and rent the wrong thing!

Like, if you're in the mood for Lester Burnham, then Patrick Bateman just won't do.

Now, let's pretend we don't know the synopses of these films, and write our OWN, shall we?

American Beauty
Defining The Culture Of American Female Beauty: Pigmentation; Fat Distribution; Jiggle And Bounce
American Psycho
Sociopaths And The Women Who Love Them.
American Pie
Apple, Cherry, Rhubarb, Peach, Pecan: Sexual Symbolism And Baked Goods
American Pimp
Pam Grier Turns The Tables On The Male Sex Business Establishment. You Goooo Girrrl (!)
American Movie
Film Snots Chronicle The Declining Quality Of The American Film.
American Perfeck
A Documentary On The Educational System: Why Can't Johnny Spell?
American Virgin
Hot Dogs, Apple Pie And Hymens: Exploding The Myths Of Female Virginity
American Women
A Broadway Musical Based Upon The Kinsey Report. Originally titled "Oh! Alfred!"

Now go rent something. :)

Copyright 2001 By A. F. Waddell. All Rights Reserved.

Submitted By: A F Waddell
Jan 30, 2001 07:32

This joke is rated: PG