July 17, 2000

As I drifted off to sleep last night, I thought and dreamt of computer programming (No I am not in reality proficient!).

I viewed a website. The site was blank, except for a bright orange background. (But how did I know that this was a website? It was blank. Anyway . . . )

I had a sudden Programming Epiphany: Hey, boys and girls, programming is easy! Instead of writing all that complicated HMTL language and stuff, all you had to do was click on an icon. I clicked on a Hypodermic Needle Icon, manipulated it, and injected the desired programming into the bottom of the webpage.

See? I told you it was easy.

How was YOUR night? ;)

~A~