A Snail At The Door

A guy hears a knocking on his door. He opens it up, and no one is there. He looks all around and he finally sees a little snail sitting on the doormat. He picks it up and throws it across the street into a field.

Ten years goes by, and one day he hears a knocking on his door. He opens it up and no one is there. He looks all around, and he finally sees a little snail sitting on the doormat. The snail says, "What the f--- was that all about?"


Submitted By: Anonymous
Nov 3, 1999 07:38

This joke is rated: R
Tags: Animals Mean