Across The Street

Noticing that her husband's relationship with the alluring young miss across the street was becoming more than a little friendly, the suspicious wife awoke one morning to find herself alone in bed.

Angered, she dialed her attractive neighbor and bellowed into the phone, "Tell my husband to get his ass across the street."
"Ma'am," a soft, sexy voice replied, "That's where he's been getting it for some time now."


Submitted By: Anonymous
Mar 5, 1998 13:00

This joke is rated: PG