Little Red Riding Hood is going to visit her Grandmother.
When her mother learns of this, she says to Little Red Riding Hood, "Little Red Riding Hood, you cannot go through the woods. The Big bad woolf will get you. He'll push up your little red dress, pull down your little red Underwear and f--- your little red socks off."
Little Red Riding Hood says, " No he won't. I've got a gun!!"

Little Red Riding Hood makes her way into the forest and runs into the woodsman.

Woodsman says, "what are you doing there? The Big bad wolf will get you, push up your little red dress, pull down your little red Underwear and f--- your little red socks off."
Little Red Riding Hood says, " No he won't. I've got a gun!!"

So Little Red Riding Hood, once again makes her way to her Grandmothers. But this time, out jumps the Big Bad Wolf!!
Big Bad Wolf says, "Little Red Riding Hood, I am going to push up your little red dress, pull down your little red Underwear and f--- your little red socks off!!"
Little Red Riding Hood says, "No you're not! I've got a gun! You're going to get down on your knees and eat me like the storybook says!!!"