Alabama Special Forces

The latest ploy to drive the Taliban and Al Queda out of the mountains of Afghanistan is to send in a team of Alabama Special Forces.

Billy Bob, Bubba, Boo, Scooter, and Cooter are being sent in with the following information about the Taliban:

  1. There is no limit.
  2. The season opened last weekend.
  3. They taste just like chicken.
  4. They don't like beer, pickup trucks, country music, or Jesus.
  5. Some are queer.
  6. They don't like barbecue.
  7. They were responsible for Dale Earnhardt's death.

Should be over in just about a week.

Submitted By: Anonymous
Aug 12, 2002 11:23

This joke is rated: PG