The next day the daughter was riding in the buggy with her boyfriend.
The boyfriend said, "My hands are freezing cold".
The daughter said, "Put them between my legs, they'll warm- up". He did and his hands warmed up.
Next day the boyfriend is driving in the buggy with the daughter.
He said, "My nose is freezing cold".
The daughter said "Put it between my legs, it will warm up". He did and his nose warmed up.
The next day the boyfriend is driving again with the daughter and he
said, "My penis is frozen solid".
The next day, the daughter is driving in the buggy with her Mother and
she says to her mother, "Have you ever heard of a penis?"
Mother says, "Sure why do you ask?"
The daughter says, "Well, they just make one hell of a mess when they thaw out!!"
Submitted By: Albert Kelly
Jan 25, 1997 15:49