| 60 | Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one in their wardrobe) |
| 50 | Miami residents turn on the heat (high!) |
| 40 | You can see your breath Californians shiver uncontrollably Bostonians go swimming |
| 35 | Italian cars don't start |
| 32 | Water freezes |
| 30 | Bostonians put on T-shirts Politicians begin to worry about the homeless British cars don't start |
| 25 | New York City water freezes Californians weep pitiably Bostonians eat ice cream Canadians go swimming |
| 20 | You can hear your breath Politicians begin to talk about the homeless Boston water freezes Miami residents plan vacation farther South |
| 15 | French cars don't start Cat insists on sleeping in your bed with you |
| 10 | Too cold to ski You need jumper cables to get the car going |
| 5 | You plan your vacation in Mexico
American cars don't start |
| 0 | Alaskans put on T-shirts
Too cold to skate |
| -10 | German cars don't start
Eyes freeze shut when you blink |
| -15 | You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo
Arkansans stick tongue on metal objects Miami residents cease to exist |
| -20 | Cat insists on sleeping in your pajamas with you
Politicians actually do something about the homeless Bostonians button top button Japanese cars don't start |
| -25 | Too cold to think
You need jumper cables to get the driver going |
| -30 | You plan a two week hot bath
The Mighty Monongahela freezes Swedish cars don't start |
| -40 | Californians disappear
Canadians put on sweaters Your car helps you plan your trip South |
| -50 | Congressional hot air freezes
Canadians close the bathroom window |
| -80 | Hell freezes over
Polar bears move south |
Submitted By: Anonymous