Gifts To Avoid

Washington Post -- Style Invitational Challenge for the week was to come up with a terribly inappropriate Christmas gift idea.

4th runner up:
Li'l Naturalist Hornet Farm
3rd runner up:
A Pee Wee Herman pull toy
2nd runner up:
The Duncan Yo -- Goes down, never comes back. Teaches children about warranties
1st runner up:
5,200 pick up -- a jumbo deck of cards that lets kids play a larger version of their favorite game
The "Learn about puberty chia pet"

Honorable mentions:

Supersoaker 9000:
For use on those hard to reach targets; NFL referees, low flying planes, and many more. At close range it can strip paint clean rusty grills, and dig utility trenches.
The laff-o-minit jajic spellin' tootoo
Doggie dentist
Kids learn about dentistry on the family pooch.
Turns mommy's food processor into a spinning paint tool.
Water retention Wanda
Teaches kids the principles of the calendar.
Advanced play medical kit
includes colonoscope and speculum.
Chocolate covered lead soldiers
kid sized bungee kit for second story bedrooms
Islamic strip poker
lose a hand, lose a hand.
The Christmastime 'Ho-'ho-'ho blow-up doll
the name says it all

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