Gifts To Avoid
Washington Post -- Style Invitational Challenge for the week was
to come up with a terribly inappropriate Christmas gift idea.
- 4th runner up:
- Li'l Naturalist Hornet Farm
- 3rd runner up:
- A Pee Wee Herman pull toy
- 2nd runner up:
- The Duncan Yo -- Goes down, never comes back. Teaches children about
- 1st runner up:
- 5,200 pick up -- a jumbo deck of cards that lets kids play a larger
version of their favorite game
- The "Learn about puberty chia pet"
- For use on those hard to reach targets; NFL referees,
low flying planes, and many more. At close range it can strip paint
clean rusty grills, and dig utility trenches.
- The laff-o-minit jajic spellin' tootoo
- Doggie dentist
- Kids learn about dentistry on the family pooch.
- Turns mommy's food processor into a spinning paint tool.
- Water retention Wanda
- Teaches kids the principles of the calendar.
- Advanced play medical kit
- includes colonoscope and speculum.
- Chocolate covered lead soldiers
- kid sized bungee kit for second story bedrooms
- Islamic strip poker
- lose a hand, lose a hand.
- The Christmastime 'Ho-'ho-'ho blow-up doll
- the name says it all
Submitted By: Anonymous
This joke is rated: PG