What To Say About A Bad Xmas Gift
- Hey! There's a gift!
- Well, Well, well ...
- Oh Boy! If I had not recently shot up 4 sizes, that would've fit.
- This is perfect for wearing around the basement.
- Gosh. I hope this never catches fire! It is fire season though. There are lots of unexplained fires.
- If the dog buries it, I'll be furious!!!!
- I love it--But I fear the jealousy it will inspire.
- Sadly, tomorrow, I enter the Federal Witness Protection Program.
- To think I got this the year I vowed to give all my gifts to charity.
- I really don't deserve this.
Submitted By: Kelli
Dec 31, 1997 08:18
This joke is rated: PG