Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus
- You won't get deported for chosing a brand of beer
- No one will kill you for not drinking beer.
- Beer has never caused a major war.
- They don't force beer on minors who can't think for themselves.
- No one has ever been hanged, burned, or tortured over a beer.
- When soemone has a beer, they don't knock on your door trying to give it
- The law proohibits beer from lying to you.
- You can prove you have a beer.
- You don't have to wait 2000+ years for another beer.
- If you devote your life to beer, there are several groups to help you
Submitted By: Matt
This joke is rated: PG