Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus

  1. You won't get deported for chosing a brand of beer
  2. No one will kill you for not drinking beer.
  3. Beer has never caused a major war.
  4. They don't force beer on minors who can't think for themselves.
  5. No one has ever been hanged, burned, or tortured over a beer.
  6. When soemone has a beer, they don't knock on your door trying to give it away.
  7. The law proohibits beer from lying to you.
  8. You can prove you have a beer.
  9. You don't have to wait 2000+ years for another beer.
  10. If you devote your life to beer, there are several groups to help you stop.

Submitted By: Matt

This joke is rated: PG