A man and woman are on a flight from New York to California. The
flight they are on is one that allows people to do whatever they want to.
(wouldn't that be great). The man decides to puff on one of his favorite
cigars from Cuba, and the woman takes her parrot so that she can continue
to teach him to speak. Halfway through the flight the man's cigar starts
to really irritate the woman and the parrot starts to really irritate the
man. The woman asks the man to throw his cigar out the window, and he
agrees as long as the woman throws the bird out also. As much as she
loves the bird she cannot stand the cigar smoke so she reluctantly agrees.
At the count of three the cigar and bird go flying out the window.
At the end of the flight the passengers look out the window and much to
their amazement they see the bird doing a perfect landing beside the
jumbo jet, and what do you think he had in his mouth?
That's right, the blue brick!!!