(.)(.)             Boobies
     
        ( . )( . )           Bigger Boobies
     
        ( O )( O )        Pamela Anderson-Lee boobies
     
          (,)(,)             Boobies with pierced nipples
     
           . .               Very Little Boobies
     
       ( * )( * )            Implanted Boobies (very pert)
     
       (   ) (   )           Nursing Mom boobies
        (.)   (.)
     
          /\ /\              Madonna Boobies
     
        -<.><.>-         Teeny Bikini Boobies
     
       --(.)(.)--            Regular Bikini Boobies
     
    ---( . )-( . )---        Mondo Bikini Boobies
     
          x x               No boobies
     
         (/)(/)              Feminist Boobies
     
         ()()                Wonderbra Boobies