How To Tell If You're Burned Out In College

  1. Your favorite phrase is "I don't give a s@#$."
  2. The McDonald's people know you by name and know your order from your late night study breaks.
  3. You're so tired, that you now answer the phone, "Hell."
  4. Mom calls to ask how you've been, and you immediately scream, "Get off my back, bitch!"
  5. When your parents inquire about your grades, you sing the Cookie Monster song: "C is for cookie, that's good enough for me..."
  6. You wake up to discover your bed is on fire, but go back to sleep because you just don't care.
  7. You've got so much on your mind, you've forgotten how to pee.
  8. Just to take a break from studying, you actually exit your dormitory when the nightly fire alarm goes off.
  9. You sleep more in class than at home.
  10. You leave for a party and instinctively bring your book bag.
  11. Visions of the upcoming weekend help you make it through Monday.
  12. You think about how relaxing it would be if you were in jail right now.
  13. You have spent more time figuring out that you only need a 54% on the final to pass than the time you have actually spent studying.
  14. When you are swamped with homework and spend your time making up a list like this.
  15. When you start showering after class rather than before.
  16. The test papers are no longer worthy of the fridge door.
  17. When the campus drunk tells you that you should study more.
  18. When your favorite paperweight says "Bud Light"
  19. When your absence exceeds your attendance.
  20. When your study schedule is based on the rationale that you "might" actually die before the test!

Submitted By: Anonymous
Apr 13, 1998 12:41

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