Canada Vs. USA

  • USA: People have the right to bear arms
    CAN: People have the right to bare breasts
  • USA: '69 referred to as the "Summer of Love"
    CAN: '69 referred to as dizzying heights for the dollar
  • CAN: Forests endangered by over logging
    USA: Forests endangered by celebrities on skis
  • CAN: Biathlon consists of skiing and shooting
    USA: Biathlon consists of snowmobiling and swimming
  • CAN: The nation's leader exposes himself to controversy while going abroad after a weather crisis
    USA: The nation's leader weathers controversial crisis, exposing himself while going after a broad

Submitted By: Anonymous
Feb 4, 1998 21:53

This joke is rated: PG