Top Ten Things To Do With Christ

  1. Slowdance.
  2. Heal the sick.
  3. Invite him over for crepes suzette.
  4. Take acid and listen to Jefferson Airplane albums.
  5. Eat his body and drink his blood.
  6. Walk on water.
  7. Boil him slowly over a low flame; add noodles and vegetables; season to taste.
  8. Cast demons into pigs and drive them off cliffs.
  9. Turn water into wine and get wasted.
  10. Crucify him.

Submitted By: Unknown
Jul 16, 1997 20:32

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