Top Ten Things To Do With Christ
- Slowdance.
- Heal the sick.
- Invite him over for crepes suzette.
- Take acid and listen to Jefferson Airplane albums.
- Eat his body and drink his blood.
- Walk on water.
- Boil him slowly over a low flame; add noodles and
vegetables; season to taste.
- Cast demons into pigs and drive them off cliffs.
- Turn water into wine and get wasted.
- Crucify him.
Submitted By: Unknown
Jul 16, 1997 20:32