Church Signs

  • Free Trip to heaven. Details Inside!
  • Try our Sundays. They are better than Baskin-Robbins.
  • Searching for a new look? Have your faith lifted here!
  • An ad for a Church has a picture of two hands holding stone tablets on which the Ten Commandments are inscribed and a headline that reads, "For fast, fast, fast relief, take two tablets.
  • When the restaurant next to the Church put out a big sign that said, "Open Sundays," the church reciprocated with its own message: "We are open on Sundays, too."
  • Have trouble sleeping? We have sermons -- come hear one!
  • Come in and pray today. Beat the Christmas rush!
  • Sign broken. Message inside this Sunday.
  • Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long and the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world.
  • If you're headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns.
  • This is a ch_ _ ch. What is missing?" --------- (U R)

Submitted By: Anonymous
Jun 3, 2002 11:58

This joke is rated: PG