Finally one day he asked her if maybe they could start up a
physical relationship, so as to attend to each other's needs.
Cindy said she was game, and a very nice sexual relationship began. Everything was great for about 4 months.
One day the guy goes to Cindy and says, "I'm having this
problem... It's kind of a guy thing, but I need to ask you a
Cindy replied "Okay."
He says, "Can I borrow your eyebrow pencil?"
Cindy looks at him a little funny, but answers, "Sure, you can borrow my eyebrow pencil."
The guy then says, "Do you mind if I use the eyebrow pencil to draw a mustache on you?"
Cindy is getting a little worried, but says "Okay."
And so the guy draws a mustache on her. Then the guy said, "Can you wear some of my guy clothing? I need for you to look more like a man."
Cindy is getting a little disappointed at this point, but says "I guess so," and puts on some of his clothes.
Then the guy says to Cindy, "Do you mind if I call you Fred?"
Although Cindy is now feeling very dejected, she says "Yea, I guess you can call me Fred."
So then the guy reaches out, grabs Cindy by the arms and shouts "Fred -- You won't believe who I have been sleeping with these past 4 months!!
Submitted By: Doug "Yes, That's My Real Name" Sunshine