Improvements The Internet Would Have Had On The Civil War

  1. Instead of fighting constantly, the soldiers would have had to stop periodically to make sure that they hadn't been logged off for inactivity.
  2. Corporate Sponsorship.
  3. The Mason-Dixon T1 line.
  4. A lot less bloodshed involved when "brother spams against brother."
  5. Instead of bland "blue" or "gray," uniforms available in 256 colors.
  6. Cannons traded in for less dangerous, but equally annoying mail bombs.
  7. Sherman could have simply flamed Atlanta into submission.
  8. Using Member Directory to get more accurate troop counts.
  9. Rebel yell now in convenient .wav format.
  10. Battlefields could only hold 23 people.

Submitted By: Hecklers Online
Aug 25, 1997 18:22

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