Classy Classifieds

  1. Free Puppies:
    1/2 c---er Spaniel
    1/2 Sneaky Neighbor's Dog
  2. Free Yorkshire Terrier.
    8 Years Old - Unpleasant Little Dog
  3. 1-Man, 7-Woman Hot Tub -- $850/offer
  4. Amama Washer $100.
    Owned by clean bachelor who seldom washed.
  5. Snow Blower For Sale
    Only used on snowy days
  6. Free Puppies:
    Part German Shepard
    Part Dog
  7. 2 Wire Mesh Butchering Gloves:
    1 5-finger, 1 3-finger, Pair: $15
  8. Tickle Me Elmo, Still In Box,
    Comes with its own 1988 Mustang, 5L, Auto, Excellent Condition - $6800
  9. Cows, Calves Never Bred
    Also, 1 gay Bull for sale.
  10. Nordic Track - $300
    Hardy used. Call Chubbie.
  11. Georgia Peaches
    California Grown - 89 cents lb.
  12. American Flag - 60 Stars-
    Pole incl. - $100
  13. Tired Of Working For Only $9.75 Per Hour?
    We Offer Profit-Sharing And Flexible Hours.
    Starting Pay: $7 - $9 Per Hour.
  14. Notice To The Person Or Persons Who Took The Large Pumpkin On Highway 87 Near Southridge Storage:
    Please Return The Pumpkin And Be Checked. Pumpkin May Be Radioactive. All Other Plants In Vicinity Are Dead.
  15. Joining Nudist Colony!
    Must sell washer & dryer - $300.

Submitted By: Anonymous

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