So they go into the farmhouse, and Pa says, "Woman, take off yer clothes
and get down on your hands and knees. It's time we showed Clem here
about innercouse." So Ma does that, and Pa takes his pants off.
"You see that hole there on Ma?" says Pa. "Well, watch Pa!".
So Pa mounts Ma and away they go. While Clem's watching, his sister comes in. "What're they doin? They fightin'?" she says.
Clem replies "Naw, don't you know nuthin' about innercourse? I guess I'll have to learn ya". So Clem drops his pants, and says to his sister, "See that hole there on Pa? Watch Clem!".
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