Top Ten Closing Arguments For Clinton
United States v. William J. Clinton:
- If the dress aint a mess, he won't need to confess
- The economy's great, let the White Boy skate
- If the Bitch didn't spit, you must acquit
- If she is not spread eagle, then it is not illegal
- Lewinsky's a whore, and Bill's better than Gore
- So he lied to the masses, he was just saving some asses
- He cheats on his wife, but its his personal life
- Bill can't tell the truth till he sees Ken Starr's proof
- Bill is not sleazy, Lewinsky's just easy
- If the sex is just oral, it is not really immoral
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Sep 4, 1998 08:15