Top Ten Closing Arguments For Clinton

United States v. William J. Clinton:
  1. If the dress aint a mess, he won't need to confess
  2. The economy's great, let the White Boy skate
  3. If the Bitch didn't spit, you must acquit
  4. If she is not spread eagle, then it is not illegal
  5. Lewinsky's a whore, and Bill's better than Gore
  6. So he lied to the masses, he was just saving some asses
  7. He cheats on his wife, but its his personal life
  8. Bill can't tell the truth till he sees Ken Starr's proof
  9. Bill is not sleazy, Lewinsky's just easy
  10. If the sex is just oral, it is not really immoral

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Sep 4, 1998 08:15

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