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- Sears is making a tool in honor of Bill Clinton....the
Clintondriver...screws everything guranteed.
- Bill must have a screw loose...loose women that is...every
- "Hi, my name is Bill and I ....."
- Which rises faster, elevators at the Empire State Building or
- Bill's words to Hail to the Chief..."Hail to the chief, he's
only wearing a leaf...come on upstairs, it will only be breif!"
- Chelsea & Socks, the only things Bill hasn't screwed!
- Dictionary Entries:
- Pre-vert: Roman Polanski,
- Per-vert: Bill Clinton,
- Post-vert: Woody Allen
- Clinton's Alibi for his behaviour: "As you all know, I won't
be president forever. I was studying anatomy for this class..."
- Clinton's Second Alibi: "Well my first marriage was only in
- Clinton's Third Alibi: "I was just playing doctor...."
- Recent Seamen's Furniture Order: Oval Bed delivered to 1600
Pensylvania Ave. Use back door...
- Clinton's Favorite line in a Bruce Springsteen song: "...from
the front door to my back seat..."
- Clinton's Favorite line in a Door's song: "Oh show me the way
to the next little girl..."
- Question on a logic test in Harvard: "Which amounts to less:
women who have not slept with Clinton or the population of South
- Clinton's Fourth Alibi: "I was just looking for the Easter
- Clinton's Fifth Alibi: "I was looking for a wire..."
- Who? What? Where?
- What happens when Clinton visits Chelsea at college? They
pass out LOTS of trojans...
- Clinton's favorite pickup line: "Would you like to meet the
- "But Bill, you said I would get to see the space program and
that is NOT Venus!"
- Do they have Presidential Seals on the condoms? Soon,
everyone will know...
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Submitted By: Anonymous
Jan 31, 1998 13:23
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