Clinton Vs Nixon

  • Major Scandal during their presidency....
    Nixon: Watergate
    Clinton: Waterbed
  • The President's biggest fear....
    Nixon: The Cold War
    Clinton: The Cold Sore
  • Complaints toward the President.....
    Nixon: Carpet-Bombing
    Clinton: Carpet-Burns
  • Their Vice-Presidents...
    Nixon: His was Greek
    Clinton: His is a Geek.
  • Presidential qualities.....
    Nixon: Couldn't stop Kissinger.
    Clinton: Couldn't stop kissing her.
  • Things the President couldn't explain....
    Nixon: The missing 18-minutes on the tapes
    Clinton: The 36D bra in his briefcase
  • Presidential Nicknames....
    Nixon: Tricky Dick
    Clinton: Slick Willy
  • Presidential excuses....
    Nixon: I am not a crook
    Clinton: I didn't get in her nook

Submitted By: Anonymous
Feb 5, 1998 13:59

This joke is rated: PG