Clinton Vs Nixon
- Major Scandal during their presidency....
Nixon: Watergate
Clinton: Waterbed
- The President's biggest fear....
Nixon: The Cold War
Clinton: The Cold Sore
- Complaints toward the President.....
Nixon: Carpet-Bombing
Clinton: Carpet-Burns
- Their Vice-Presidents...
Nixon: His was Greek
Clinton: His is a Geek.
- Presidential qualities.....
Nixon: Couldn't stop Kissinger.
Clinton: Couldn't stop kissing her.
- Things the President couldn't explain....
Nixon: The missing 18-minutes on the tapes
Clinton: The 36D bra in his briefcase
- Presidential Nicknames....
Nixon: Tricky Dick
Clinton: Slick Willy
- Presidential excuses....
Nixon: I am not a crook
Clinton: I didn't get in her nook
Submitted By: Anonymous
Feb 5, 1998 13:59