Why Computers Are Better Than Girlfriends
- Computers never, EVER gets a period.
- You will never find your computer in bed with your best friend.
- A computer doesn't mind you using other computers as well.
- With a computer, you can press the buttons without it getting
sore.
- No matter how ugly your computer is, you can show it to your
friends.
- If a computer gets a virus, it can be cleaned away.
- Your computer won't mind if you are unshaved, haven't showered
this week or are sitting by it in your underwear.
- Your computer never wants to be taken out for dinner.
- No girlfriend can hold your undivided attention for 30 hours
in a stretch.
- You wouldn't bother to play Strip Poker all night with a
girlfriend.