Computer Problem Report Form
Describe your problem:
Now, describe the problem accurately:
Speculate wildly about the cause of the problem:
Nature of the problem:
Is your computer plugged in? Yes
Is it turned on? Yes
Have you tried to fix it yourself? Yes
Have you made it worse? Yes
Have you read the manual? Yes
Are you sure you've read the manual? Yes
Are you absolutely certain you've read the manual? No
Do you think you understood it? Yes
If `Yes' then why can't you fix the problem yourself?
How tall are you? Are you above this line?
What were you doing with your computer at the time the problem occurred?
If `nothing' explain why you were logged in.
Are you sure you aren't imagining the problem? Yes
How does this problem make you feel?
Tell me about your childhood.
Do you have any independent witnesses of the problem? Yes
Can't you do something else, instead of bothering me? Yes
May 29, 1997 19:54
This joke is rated: PG
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