Confucious Say . . .
- Woman who goes to man's apartment for snack gets titbit.
- Man who lay woman on ground gets peace on earth.
- Man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding bag.
- Man who kisses girl's behind, gets crack in face.
- Passionate kiss like spider web -- lead to undoing of fly.
- Man with hole in pockets, fells c---y all day.
- Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night.
- Virginity like balloon -- one prick, all gone!
- Girl who rides bicycle, peddles ass all over town.
- He who farts in church, sits in own pew.
- Baseball all wrong. Man with four balls can't walk.
- Man who live in glass house, dress in basement.
- Kotex not best thing on earth, but next to best thing.
- Man with penis in peanut butter jar is f---ing nuts.
- Man who walk through airport sideways is going to Bangkok.
- Man who drop watch in toilet, bound to have s---ty time.
- Man who take lady on camping trip, have one intent.
- When lady say no, she mean maybe, when lady say maybe, she mean yes.
When lady say yes -- she no lady!
- Man who go to bed with question of sex on mind wake up in morning with
solution in hand.
Submitted By: Raleigh Mann
Jun 25, 1997 20:04
This joke is rated: PG