Cut It Off?

A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife in bed with another man.

So he dragged the man down the stairs to the garage and put a vice. He secured it tightly and removed the handle. Then he picked up a hacksaw.

The man, terrified, screamed, "Stop! Stop! You're not going it off, are you?!?"

The husband said, with a gleam of revenge in his eye, "Nope. You are. I'm going to set the garage on fire."

Submitted By: Anonymous
Nov 12, 1997 13:38

This joke is rated: PG