So he dragged the man down the stairs to the garage and put his...umm...you know...in a vice. He secured it tightly and removed the handle. Then he picked up a hacksaw.
The man, terrified, screamed, "Stop! Stop! You're not going to...to...cut it off, are you?!?"
The husband said, with a gleam of revenge in his eye, "Nope. You are. I'm going to set the garage on fire."
Submitted By: Anonymous
Nov 12, 1997 13:38