This time the bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate
what the drunk is screaming about. He opened the door and asked
the drunk, "What's all the screaming about in here? You are
scaring all my customers away."
The drunk said, "I'm sitting on the toilet and every time I go to flush it, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my balls."
With that, the bartender opens up the door and looks in and says, "No wonder, you're sitting on a mop bucket you a--hole!!!"
Submitted By: Teresa D
Sep 4, 1997 17:39