Why Diamonds Are Better Than Men
- You can enjoy diamonds all your life.
- Diamonds are beautiful and always in good shape.
- Diamonds don't bark at you when you are slow in the head.
- Diamonds don't mind waiting for you in the jewellery box.
- Diamonds don't demand things to be done ``their way''.
- Diamonds don't consider themselves so precious.
- Diamonds don't object when you have additional ones.
- Diamonds don't suffer from childhood neurosis.
- Diamonds come on and off whenever it pleases you.
- Diamonds don't invent stupid jokes about women.
- Diamonds don't have smelly feet.
- You don't have to wash dirty socks and pants for them.
- You don't have to endure any clever talk from them.
- Diamonds are always hard!
- Diamonds are always ready to please.
- You can have more than a 100 diamonds in a life time and not feel
- You don't have to share them with Astrids, Christines, Cornelias,
- Diamonds don't care about your age or looks.
- You don't need to be wet to enjoy their sparkle!
- And, diamonds don't grow hair all over themselves like apes.
Submitted By: Anonymous
This joke is rated: PG