Why Diamonds Are Better Than Men

  1. You can enjoy diamonds all your life.
  2. Diamonds are beautiful and always in good shape.
  3. Diamonds don't bark at you when you are slow in the head.
  4. Diamonds don't mind waiting for you in the jewellery box.
  5. Diamonds don't demand things to be done ``their way''.
  6. Diamonds don't consider themselves so precious.
  7. Diamonds don't object when you have additional ones.
  8. Diamonds don't suffer from childhood neurosis.
  9. Diamonds come on and off whenever it pleases you.
  10. Diamonds don't invent stupid jokes about women.
  11. Diamonds don't have smelly feet.
  12. You don't have to wash dirty socks and pants for them.
  13. You don't have to endure any clever talk from them.
  14. Diamonds are always hard!
  15. Diamonds are always ready to please.
  16. You can have more than a 100 diamonds in a life time and not feel guilty.
  17. You don't have to share them with Astrids, Christines, Cornelias, Moiras...
  18. Diamonds don't care about your age or looks.
  19. You don't need to be wet to enjoy their sparkle!
  20. And, diamonds don't grow hair all over themselves like apes.

Submitted By: Anonymous

This joke is rated: PG