The Differences Between How Men And Women Think

  • Smart man + smart woman = romance
    Smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy
    Dumb man + smart woman = affair
    Dumb man + dumb woman = marriage
  • Smart boss + smart employee = profit
    Smart boss + dumb employee = production
    Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
    Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
  • A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
    A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
  • A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
    A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
  • A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
    A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
  • To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
    To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.
  • Married men lived longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
  • Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
  • Men wake up as good looking as when they went to bed.
    Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
  • A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
    A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
  • A woman has the last word in any argument.
    Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
  • There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage.

Submitted By: Anonymous
Mar 17, 1999 13:38

This joke is rated: PG