Dildo Bug

On a highway, a pornstar and her manager are arguing in their car. The pornstar, in frustration with her manager, throws a huge dildo out the car window.

Driving behind the arguing couple is a man and his little daughter. The dildo hits the front windshield and flies off. The girl says, "What was that!"

The dad, not wanting to expose his daughter to such things at her young age, says, "Uhh. It was a bug."

The girl says, "Oh . . . Well it sure had a big dick!"

Submitted By: Anonymous
Feb 13 2010 19:55

This joke is rated: R