Dinner Blessing

A mom invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to her six-year-old daughter and asked, "Would you like to say the blessing?"

"I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied.

"Just say what you've heard Mommy say," the mom answered.

The daughter bowed her head and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?"

Submitted By: Anonymous
Feb 13 2010 11:10

This joke is rated: G