As he was walking along, he saw his friend Carlos up ahead. Carlos was with an even bigger, uglier woman than he was with. When he approached Carlos he asked him what was going on, and Carlos replied "I cheated on my income taxes and scammed the government out of a lot of money...even more then you did."
They both shook their heads in understanding and figured that as long as they have to be with these women, they might as well hang out together to help pass the time.
Now Tony, Carlos, and their two beastly women were walking along, minding their own business when Tony and Carlos could have sworn that they saw their friend Jon up ahead, only this man was with an absolutely drop dead gorgeous supermodel/centerfold. Stunned, Tony and Carlos approached the man and in fact it was their friend Jon. They asked him how is he with this unbelievable goddess, while they were stuck with these god-awful women.
Jon replied "I have no idea, and i'm definately not complaining. This has
been absolutely the best time of my life, and I have five years of the best
sex any man could hope for to look forward to. There is only one thing that I
can't seem to understand. After everytime we have sex, she rolls over and
murmur's to herself, "Damn income taxes!"
Submitted By: Melissa
Aug 24, 1997 13:50