Things Not To Do In Church
- When the priest says "God", you say "That's my name, don't wear it out".
- Drink the Holy Water.
- Wear a joy buzzer on your hand while giving people the sign of peace.
- Steal the wine.
- Scream "Bible fight" in the middle of mass.
- Make out with your girlfriend / boyfriend in the back pew.
- Tell the priest that one of your sins was peeing in the holy water.
- When the priest says something in latin, you reply with "Biggus Dickus".
- Put Monopoly money in the basket.
- Stand when people kneel, kneel when people sit, and sit when people stand.
Submitted By: Anonymous
Mar 9, 1998 09:38
This joke is rated: PG