Drunk Driving Giveaway

A man is driving late one Saturday night when a cop pulls him over. The policeman walked up to the man and asks, "Have you been drinking, sir?"

"Why? Was I weaving?"

"No," replies the policeman, "you were driving fine. It's the ugly fat chick in the passenger seat that gave you away."

Submitted By: Anonymous
Jan 19, 2001 06:53

This joke is rated: PG