Top 10 Reasons To Be An Economist
- It's a great way to pick up girls.
- It's as interesting or moreso than being a political scientist.
- It's a hell of a lot more fun than the "Where's Waldo" club. You get to
find the missing money in the deficit budget picture!!!
- Good pay for sitting around in dressy clothes and discuss what other
people should do about problems we all face.
- Business people will respect you and thus give you great deals on all
the best drugs.
- It's the best way to stay out of politics. If you know what you're
doing, then you're totally unqualified for office.
- The feeling of superiority. Nothing beats talking down to a bunch of
people who haven't got a clue and are willing to go along with whatever you
say because they assume you know what you're talking about.
- It's a good way to assure dinner reservations.
- Early retirement. Hell, the career and the retirement will all seem the
same.
- You sweat a lot less than accountants do.