Top 10 Reasons To Be An Economist

  1. It's a great way to pick up girls.
  2. It's as interesting or moreso than being a political scientist.
  3. It's a hell of a lot more fun than the "Where's Waldo" club. You get to find the missing money in the deficit budget picture!!!
  4. Good pay for sitting around in dressy clothes and discuss what other people should do about problems we all face.
  5. Business people will respect you and thus give you great deals on all the best drugs.
  6. It's the best way to stay out of politics. If you know what you're doing, then you're totally unqualified for office.
  7. The feeling of superiority. Nothing beats talking down to a bunch of people who haven't got a clue and are willing to go along with whatever you say because they assume you know what you're talking about.
  8. It's a good way to assure dinner reservations.
  9. Early retirement. Hell, the career and the retirement will all seem the same.
  10. You sweat a lot less than accountants do.

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