The Sex Life of an Egg

So you think your life is bad...
Just think how bad the life of an egg is...

You only get laid once
You only get eaten once
It takes 4 minutes to get hard and
2 minutes to get soft
You have to share a box with
11 other guys
And the only chick that ever sat on
your face was your mother




Submitted By: Robert Klugiewicz
Mar 4, 1997 12:26

This joke is rated: PG