Election2000 Bumper Stickers

  • Three strikes and you're President.
  • Nicaragua was only practice. Florida was the real thing.
  • Don't Blame Me - I think I voted for Gore
  • Who punched the chads out? Whoo Whoo Whoo?
  • UNPRESIDENTED!
  • If God Meant Us to Vote, He Would Have Given Us Candidates
  • My other President is a Republican
  • Honk If You Love George W (use that button on your steering wheel)!
  • My 2nd Grader is Smarter than 19,000 Florida voters!
  • Jews for Buchanan
  • What popular vote?
  • "Those who cast the votes decide nothing. Those who count the votes decide everything."
    Joseph Stalin
  • I voted - Didn't matter
  • My parents retired to Florida and all I got was this lousy President
  • Grant? Harding? Nixon? You ain't seen nothing yet!
  • I Invented the Bumper Sticker - A.Gore
  • DON'T THROW AWAY YOUR VOTE... LET KATHERINE HARRIS DO IT FOR YOU!
  • Chad happens
  • Who is this Chad guy and why is he pregnant?
  • Bush trusts the people, but not if it involves counting
  • Trust the Machine
  • Now do you understand the importance of user-testing?
  • George III ... George Sr...George Jr. ...hereditary monarchy has been restored!
  • One person, one vote (may not apply in certain states)
  • I DIDN'T VOTE FOR HIS DADDY EITHER
  • IT AIN'T OVER 'TIL YOUR BROTHER COUNTS THE VOTES
  • The election can't be broken. We just fixed it.
  • Damn! Al's brother wasn't governor of Tennessee!
  • Banana Republicans
  • George W. Bush: The President Quayle We Never Had
  • Bradley vs. McCain: Sounds Better Now, Huh?
  • Campaign spending: $184,000,000. Having little brother rig the election for you: Priceless.
  • Last time somebody listened to a Bush, folks wandered in the desert for 40 years

Submitted By: Kathryn Horner
Dec 22, 2000 08:38

This joke is rated: PG