"Help wanted. Must type 70 words a minute. Must be computer literate. Must be bilingual. An equal opportunity employer."A dog ambling down the street, saw the sign, walked in, and applied for the job.
The office manager said, "I can't hire a dog for this job."
The dog pointed to the line: "An equal opportunity employer."
So the manager said, "OK, take this letter and type it." The dog went off to the word processor and returned a minute later with the finished letter, perfectly formatted.
The manager said, "Here's a problem. Write a computer program for it and run it." Fifteen minutes later, the dog came back with the correct answer.
The manager still wasn't conviced. "I can't hire a dog for this position. You've got to be bilingual."
The dog looked up at the manager and said, "Meow."
Submitted By: Just 4 Laughs Humor List
May 4, 1998 13:06