To: Experimental Weaponry Research & Development - Nuclear Hand Grenade TestsGentlemen
From: Experimental Weaponry - Product Testing
Subject: Test Results
Congratulations on the development of the US arsenal's first nuclear hand grenade. As expected, your demonstration models functioned flawlessly. All test devices detonated as designed, hence the test must be deemed a success.
However, in light of the fact that the device can only be thrown 25 yards, we STRONGLY SUGGEST you reduce the 100 yard killing radius.
P.S. We suggest offering the current stock to Iran and Iraq as part of a buy-one get-one FREE sale.
Submitted By: Anonymous
Jun 22, 1999 19:17